Single-bottle beer ban for Nashville?

We all know what this is really about? It's about making white yuppies who live downtown and white tourists who shop there feel more comfortable. Screw fairness. Let's take stock for a moment, shall we? Nashville is currently voting on a resolution that would make English, for all intents and purposes, the city's official language. We're considering instituting a ban on individual bottles of Olde English and Colt 45, though not necessarily on bottles of Sierra Nevada and Blue Moon. And one of our interstates was just named the best stretch of highway in the country by a trucking magazine. Ah, good times.